3 notes November 25, 2010 on cupcakes and band names Tim:savory cupcakes are just muffins Kally:but not always because there are sweet muffins too. it's very complex. Tim:cupcakeology Kally:is that pronounced cupcakEology? i think it should be. Tim:/kup-kahk-EEE-awl-o-gee/ Kally:that's with the boston accent. clearly. Tim:i giggled when typing "kahk" Kally:that's the german spelling. Tim:b/c it sounds like "that girl loves kahhhhhhhhhhhhk" das kahk that is a good band name Kally:there are so many possibilities here. i mean, if it's an ironic hipster band, it should be all girls, don't you think? Tim:lesbians riot grrls Kally:if not, then it should be gay boys not ironic. Tim:and they play fast-paced synth pop Kally:and cupcake themed. Tim:obv Kally:obv. you know, for that deeper meaning. haha kahk. deeper. ew. Tim:heh
Notes November 25, 2010 on being a perfectionist. with a dirty mind. Kally:boners was just the bingo word on word twist. haaa Tim:like mistakes? Kally:yes. little mistakes amuse me.
4 notes November 25, 2010 2 funny gchats with tim today actually, they were consecutive, but because they are about 2 different subjects, i'm calling them separate conversations. Kally:so i think i'm already starting to lose weight. Tim:woot Kally:brace yourself. TMI alert. one of the unfortunate places that i have lost mass is my right boob. i am now distinctly lopsided. just call me padiddle. (no don't.) Tim:you should just push some left boob into the right one like a toothpaste tube or a drawstring that gets stuck on one side Kally:... my boobs are not like the defective bubble in bubble wrap when you can squish air from one side to the other. if that were the case, then no one would ever "throw like a girl" again. you just squish all of the boob to the other side until you're through. for that matter, why not put poochy belly fat in the same category, and squish it all upwards when you want extra cleavage? Tim:that should also be a thing Kally:essentially what we're talking about is making all of the fat on the body just sort of suspended under the skin and not really attached. we'd be like big bean bags. i can't believe i started this conversation... ________ Kally:i just bit my cheek so badly it's bleeding, and now i'm sitting with a tissue hanging out of my mouth like i'm eating it... Tim:nom nom nom Kally:why can't they make bandaids for inside the mouth???? you're smart. invent that! Tim:OMG I JUST REMEMBERED I HAD A TWIX IN MY BAG EPIC WIN Kally:TIM FOCUS! MOUTH BANDAIDS! GO! Tim:TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX V TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX V TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIXTWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIXTWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIXTWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIXTWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIXTWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIXTWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIXTWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX TWIX Kally:* sigh *
4 notes November 24, 2010 on a specific phallus-shaped food i picked up for lunch tim:I am niming some chow right now...and it is awesome...thanks. me:you're welcome. i could go for chow of a nimeal persuasion, but we are a peanut-free facility. i plan to chow the heck out of that nime when i get home. ...ew. tim:We're talking about cambodian food still...right? me:...right.
1 note November 24, 2010 on the walk home from the T one drunken night. tim:yaw re-TAH-ded. me:no, you ah! tim:no, YOU ah! me:NO, YOU AH! tim:NO-MAAAHHH! *lots of giggling*
8 notes November 24, 2010 re: cat costumes Tim:that cat looks poised to kill someone or maybe it's taxidermied Kally:so, same thing.
15 notes November 24, 2010 who wants to attend "secret poop" with me? Tim:i clicked "send invitation" so maybe you will get an alert k dun Kally:for example. poop and secret poop? Tim:for example secret poop sounds like a game where you poop in someone's room without them knowing and then they find it a few days later and the first person runs into the room screaming "SECRET POOP! I WIN!" Kally:does it tell you that i responded? Tim:it says you're attending secret poop but only a maybe on poop (or poop regular) Kally:i'm also bringing a guest to secret poop Tim:true, +1
16 notes November 24, 2010 IDEAS with tim: Kally:OH. I HAVE AN IDEA ok so when you get home tonight before you come get me, could you grab my spare keys? my car will be ready and i'm going to pay over the phone so he can close out the bill, but i want to pick it up tonight if possible. Tim:k remind me later plz Kally:ok i wish you could send meeting minders on cell phones. Tim:o NOW I HAVE AN IDEA i may be able to on google calendar Kally:OH NOW I HAVE ANOTHER IDEA imma get the google calendar app. Tim:I LOVE IDEAS Kally:IDEAS ARE AWESOME
7 notes November 24, 2010 Sister, Sister is NOT what you think it's about me:it's just mildly explicit...it's explicity Kally:explicity was a XXX show on UPN in the late 90's right? me:yes, followed by Moaneesha and Filmore Girls
16 notes November 23, 2010 "it's science." Kally:so now, whenever a car drives by honking it's horn obnoxiously, and i observe the difference in the sound as it approaches and then recedes, i think, "doppler effect!" and i have you to thank for that. or maybe blame? because i have to stop thinking whatever i was already thinking so i could spontaneously think, "doppler effect!" like "4 chicken noodle, 17 clam chow- DOPPLER EFFECT! ...17 clam chowder..." Tim:welcome to my life "oh, the condensation on my ice coffee came pretty quickly today, the dew point must be high" "oh, i'm on a boat (muthafuckah) and need to make sure my center of mass doesn't move too far past the center of buoyancy or else i'll tip due to mismatched torques" "oh, thank goodness i'm wearing my sneakers instead of my birks b/c the coefficient of static friction is a little higher and i would have slipped a little b/c the T driver is an asshole today" i think these things every...second...of...every...day Kally:if you ever feel like you just don't teach enough people physics and want to tutor one more, i'll be right here. no chemistry so much. i suck at chemistry.
